This is bad

[EllyMay]

i need a job by the end of this week, if i dont, then im fucked, and i will be forced to take drastic measures.

For those that live in Nederland and surrounding areas, i need ideas, and i need them quick.

[Dhampir]

If you have an afro, you can be the dancing office supply guy from the OfficeDepot commericals.

[ishboo]

sell your body on the corner of Procter st.

[ishboo]

sperm bank

[ishboo]

sell ur kidney

[EllyMay]

how much can i get for a kidney

[Dhampir]

I hate to rain on your parade...

It's illegal to sell organs. You can only donate them.

[EllyMay]

How come you can sell blood then? I feel cheated.

On that note, how much can i get for blood?

[Dhampir]

Buy some kung-fu tapes. Buy a rifle and a knife. Move to a big city. Change your name to "Roe Neen" and become an assassin. http://www.languish.org/forums/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif

[Dhampir]

How come you can sell blood then? I feel cheated.

On that note, how much can i get for blood?

Depends on where you go. Don't go to the red cross, they don't pay.

[Randi]

sell your body on the corner of Procter st.

;) or you could come work at market basket with Me, Ish and Jim!! :lol:

[ishboo]

;) or you could come work at market basket with Me, Ish and Jim!! :lol:

he said he needs money.......

[Alphamatroxom]

Spherion is constantly hiring. Cause no one wants to work there :D

[sinisterfloof]

Murder people and paint masterpeices with all their bodily fluids and sell them to sad little people like me.